Mr. Cheesy Man!

Creative writing and acting involved..
Not intended to be about anyone or a personal experience of mine..

Hey You!
Mr. Cheesy Man!
Your jokes so unfunny
un-tickled my funny bone
no wrap in your game
like bacon loose on asparagus
like a lonely hotdog
no bread

but damn!

You do make me love you instead.

Hey you!
Mr. Cheesy Man!
Your touch like Midas
make me feel like gold
bling bling like diamonds
like frosted cookies
I feel like a monster around you
I could taste your skin all day.
ooh please keep tasting mine too!

ahhh.. don't I taste good?
That's right.

Mr.

Cheesy

Man

How you make me laugh
in bed instead
How you make the bed bounce
one monkey two monkey
then I saw you fell off the bed.

How you make me ride
and glide
slip and slide
love.

Hey!

You!

Mr. Cheesy Man!

I need you.
I want you.

See me laughing..

You did this to me.
Don't be mad.
Your no way near corny to me.

You just un-tickled my funny bone
Just that one time.

William Ortiz
Create Destroy!!